Warrior Princess

One sees this sort of topic quite frequently on this site, to the point where it can be groan-inducing to stumble upon yet another one. HOWEVER. This poem was a ...

This is a very pretty poem; you have some lovely imagery going on here. I loved the first lines in particular: As if it were some warm, summer afternoon, golden ...

Hello Flower! You have the honor of receiving my very first review on this Day of Reviews. So, I like this poem. I particularly like how it starts off looking ...

Banned for having only three "e"s in the above sentence. :P

*whispers* You forgot to post a what if! Haha. Well, I shall do one. What if a creepy old guy bearing an eerie resemblance to Anthony Hopkins gave you a ...

Granted, but they also left a bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I didn't have to move to another city. :(

Granted, but instead of eating it, you get it poured all over you and it takes hours to get off. :D I wish "The Grudge" didn't scare me so much. ...

Unfortunately, Robocop had a weakness for lemon merengue pie.

Granted, but it doesn't give you any mental or emotional fulfillment because it's not really you who's creating it. :( I wish I could shrink the moon and hang it ...

Um . . . I'd . . . get a lawyer? XD Not to mention, I'm sure I could come up with enough witnesses and evidence to prove I wasn't ...

EEEEEEEE!!!!! Banned for making me feel all happy inside! (And for making fun of my face cream!) :P

Banned for selling a heart that's in such bad condition. XD

Meleah | Walking to the auditorium So I had made him angry. I could've kicked myself. But at least he handled it well. After all, it wasn't his fault; it ...

I like Obama's speeches, and at least that way I don't have to worry about starving to death. :D Would you rather babysit the girl from "The Exorcist" (while she's ...

8/10 SWIIIIIIIIIIRLY...........